March 06, 2012

Beast-Go at Grand Prix Seattle

Will you be my friend?
I administered Hollowhenge beats with Hollowhenge Beasts this past weekend at Grand Prix Seattle and if that says something about the quality of my sealed pools, well, so be it. I still love that lumpy, green meathead.

Here are some nuggets from the action-packed GP weekend:

In the main event I wrangled an unspectacular pool into an R/G deck that consistently lurched across the battlefield with zero sex appeal. "Beast, go." I showed the deck to Channel Fireball's Tristan Shaun Gregson and his appraisal was, "That's going to be ... rough." I picked up my crucial third loss in round 7 (no byes due to hardly ever playing paper sanctioned events) so no day 2 for me but I still enjoyed some sealed matches and, hey, I'm 160 planeswalker points closer to Magus Maximus status.

Other sanctioned events I played: a sealed grinder, a two-headed giant draft and a regular draft. It was my first crack at 2HG draft, in which each team looks at the packs together and then takes 2 cards before passing. Good fun, though my teammate and I could have been better about gesturing and crossing our arms in unison. I won packs in each draft to power up the late-night Winchester sessions (photo of me playing out a draft in a lonely corner of the room snapped by Chad Havas).

I served up Filth Casserole between rounds and was delighted to play the format against R&D's Ethan Fleischer at the spellslinging table. Ethan had a "make it harder for you to cast stuff" thing going on that I totally dug. I also dusted off and tweaked my cheapo Standard goblin-ish deck to take on Ryan Spain (ugly loss at the pointy end of Sword of War and Peace) and Ryan Miller (a lightning match with goblins triumphant).

The GP was chock full of Wizards folks on hand to witness the popularity of their many-tentacled creation. Mark Rosewater showed up on Sunday just to peep the scene and interact with fans. I had a nice chat with MaRo and then, to my shame, I immediately tweeted that he’d told me Innistrad’s Hel Vault is full of delicious creme filling. Please, people! It was a joke! Stop blowing up MaRo’s inbox! What he actually said is that it’s full of nacho cheese.

I also chatted with Pete Venters which is the first time I’ve spoken to a real, live Magic artist. When I talk to artists I admire I imagine it sounds like, “I like yer purty drawrings durrrrr,” but this was OK, Pete was patient, and he even signed the foil Kiki-Jiki I’ve had since forever.

There’s probably a legitimate reason why the GP is in Tacoma rather than Seattle but there was palpable downside. The Seattle locals down at the GP for the day fled north before nightfall like they knew the streets of Tacoma belonged to wild dogs after dark. Us chumps stuck in Tacoma cursed at their joyful tweets from the magical Card Kingdom. And the smattering of restaurants around the event site mainly specialized in “Sorry guys, we’re closing in five,” though this was mitigated by the fact that any food you can get after playing Magic in a convention center all day is the BEST FOOD EVER. I had what I thought was some pretty good fettucine alfredo that I later realized was actually a free cookie from the front desk of the Marriott. I don’t know, Tacoma is probably cool or whatever but next time we have a GP Seattle can we pretty please have it closer to Seattle?

Enough griping though -- it was a blast. When I got home I made a list of all the cool people I'd met, either for the first time or who I’d internet-met previously, and let me tell ya, long list! I would have liked to have more time to hang out with 'em. I look forward to more of this action.

at GP SeaTac

February 26, 2012

Have a spirit on me

Some spirits, of the distilled variety. If you want to use these as tokens I'm gonna have to see some ID.

rum
vodka
whiskey

Here's a high-res PDF if you're inclined to get printy.

the pour tokens

drinkwell boozer

Cast Lingering Souls responsibly, everyone.

February 21, 2012

Bonus extra thingers

Here are a few miscellaneous items:

1. Behold Channel Fireball pro David Ochoa's token card:
David Ochoa tokens
... and a closer look:
David Ochoa
This is the third card in this series. More to come. Get 'em by placing orders at their store.

2. Hey, I drew an MTG valentine:
Garruk valentine
The joke was sent to me by Mike Robles who commissioned this drawing to go with it (while simultaneously tearing up Twitter with a precision MTG valentine memestorm).

3. OK, no picture with this one but, just FYI, I'll be at Grand Prix Seattle. Maybe I'll see you there? Maybe I'll notarize your Bingo card?

February 14, 2012

Circle of Stuff: Green

green

Next up in my Circle of Stuff series. Here's black, if you missed it. More to come.

January 23, 2012

Get in the Vault

Helvault comic

In case you don't know about Innistrad's party rock, Doug Beyer explains the Helvault for ya.

What's youth culture like on Innistrad? It's got that special mix of hopelessness and bogus authority figures to spawn an incredible underground scene.

January 16, 2012

Make mine Markov.

Dear Sister,

I trust that you are well and still a player of cards despite your previously expressed (and, as I said before, somewhat blasphemous) feelings on the werewolf mechanic of Innistrad. I have partaken of the checklist cards and find them to be quite sufficient. Ah, but let us not dwell on old rancor.

Rather, I suggest we rejoice at the coming of the so-called Dark Ascension. Many fine preview cards rampage through our lands and I find myself counting the days until the prerelease. In particular I'm looking forward to commanding Sorin, Lord of Innistrad so that I may reveal my freshly-hewn emblem:

Make mine Markov

Is your excitement similar, sister? Will you join the Markov?

Fondly,
Inkwell Looter

*****

Brother Inkwell,

I would like nothing more than to liberate your teeth with a tire-iron for again trumpeting your flippy-card claptrap while neglecting to ask about mother, father, the crops, the fire damage or my sickly quintuplets. Yet that image does much to stay my wrath. Is it real? How may I gain possession of an emblem such as this? Make with the details or write no more.

Faith Looter, Grand Representative of Gleepglorp Customer Service

*****

Sister,

I assure you, it's as real as Uncle Bruce's third nipple. Sleeved:
sleeved

With creepy candelabra:
creepy candles shot

And here's a PDF for your printing pleasure.

From the grotto with love,
Inkwell Looter

January 05, 2012

Circle of Stuff: Black

black

The first in a series of images I'm working on illustrating the colors of Magic. There will be five, eh?