Blue Brothers

Hey these have been out in the wild for a while, but here's a closer look at the tokens I did for In Contention's Joey Snapsco, Trinket Matt Kranstuber and Reuben Bresler of Secrets.

Lil Tusk

You're all playing Thragtusk. Shut up -- you are. It is known. But the real fail is in how you spawn that baby beast. You're using Centaur tokens, UltraPro ad cards, pennies and Arby's receipts. Unsightly.

Here's a proper Lil Tusk for you to print and play. God, you're welcome.

Tilt ain't sexy.

You know that thing you do where you get all indignant that your opponent got lucky and you deserved to win because your deck is better and their deck is trash and they made a million misplays and you correctly did not mulligan ... you know that stuff? SO not attractive. Be a rational competitor. Be sexy.

Possible shirt/print design?

I have cards. You have cards. Let's ...

Let everyone know what kind of cards you're packing with Inkwell Looter format buttons, on sale now! SOLD OUT.

Going Back to Ravni

Please forgive my lack of studio polish. I am pretty much yelling into a tin can connected to my laptop with string. And now, without further ado, Rise of the ELDRZA AKA InkweLL Cool J presents ...


 
(Note for my age-deprived fans: this is a parody of LL Cool J's old school jam "Going Back to Cali." Look it up.)

Going back to Ravni, Ravni, Ravni
I'm going back to Ravni ... ca, I don't think so.
I'm going back to Ravni, Ravni, Ravni
I'm going back to Ravni ... ca, I don't think so.

Going back to Ravni, the city, so gritty
no itty-bitty shred of pity, on these mean streets
Two-fers of mana, supposed to choose a guild
But for now I’mma stay a free agent
Cause there’s ladies in the Senate and the Barracks and the Sewers and I’m pleased
to make their acquaintance
KABOOM spells are flowin, keyrunes tappin
Swervin to dodge that mana-screw
Speech is slurred, summon a bird
Drop a shock and take 2.

[chorus]

I’m going back to Ravni, samplin em, tramplin em
Rampin em to drops they never before hit
In the garden of the Conclave, tree roots squirm
Where the dryads wink, then populate a wurm
Like a prison term, Azorius, she’s drainin
Motionin, fili-busterin, detainin
I met her at the Swarm, to scavenge up some hugs
I want her bod, Jarad, but I don’t want your bugs.

[chorus]

I’m going back to Ravni, blasting, surpassing
casting all my charms, all three modes
Her smile - leered; type - weird
She said, she liked, steam.
She showed me a chain, mocked my pain
and unleashed a devilish scream.
Now I thought I was sick, but this girl was sicker
She’s lustin for arterial spray
I said, “Let’s park,” ignited my spark
and planeswalked the hell away.

You need these stinkin' badges!

The idea here is to provide snappy visuals to communicate your chosen Magic activity. Who's got what decks? Where the binders at?

Buttons (and maybe stickers) available soon!

Snakes on a Planeswalk

Yeah, summer is really happening, so I whipped me up a seasonal batch of liquid snake and cranked the ol' Serpent Generator:

This one comes with ssspecial sssalutations (sssaLOOTations, even?) to James Turner of LoadingReadyRun whose Commander game has sssuffered without sssexy sssnake tokens for far too long.

As always, you may download this pixel-packed PDF to print your own sweet varmints.