April 21, 2011
32 Jaces
So, places one through fourteen of Grand Prix Dallas all played four of the big blue planeswalker. This prompted Ted "the Pageview Sculptor" Knutson (who knows a pool of gasoline when he sees it and always carries matches) to publish this doozy calling for a ban. Then the internet turned inside-out, goats gave birth to cats and there were seven days of blood rain. Teeth were gnashed. Some good rebuttals were written during those days of pandemonium (see Alexander Shearer, Lauren Lee). I maintained sanity by scrawling out these thirty-two Jaces.
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Pure gold!
ReplyDeleteThis is fantastic.
ReplyDeleteThis owns
ReplyDeleteI'm printing this at home (not for profit!)
ReplyDeleteDon't forget professional wrestler Jace "The Mind" Sculptor
ReplyDeleteRed-Curious Jace is the greatest damn thing. I love how nervous he is about being caught. So awesome.
ReplyDeleteRed-curious almost made me pee my pants.
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