So, places one through fourteen of Grand Prix Dallas all played four of the big blue planeswalker. This prompted Ted "the Pageview Sculptor" Knutson (who knows a pool of gasoline when he sees it and always carries matches) to publish this doozy calling for a ban. Then the internet turned inside-out, goats gave birth to cats and there were seven days of blood rain. Teeth were gnashed. Some good rebuttals were written during those days of pandemonium (see Alexander Shearer, Lauren Lee). I maintained sanity by scrawling out these thirty-two Jaces.
