Picture Me Scrollin'

Yeah, I'm Tamiyo, the Moon Sage. What, you thought Soratami were only on Kamigawa, huh? Sorry to disappoint you. Here I am.

And this is what I want you to do next time y'all got 8 loyalty to drop. Put down your weak stylus. Lay the sweet emblem on the table. Close your eyes. And picture me scrollin'. Goooood.



Here's the PDF so that you can print your own Tamiyo emblems.

What happens in the Helvault stays in the Helvault

I like to fill in blanks. When Avacyn and Griselbrand got sucked into the Helvault they mellowed out and grew to appreciate each other. They happily passed time in an endless dance party until outside meddlers blew up the party rock and the music stopped. They reluctantly parted ways. Later, Liliana Vess dispatched Griselbrand by popping his giant forehead zit with a claw-hammer.

Previous Helvault comic here.

The only mechanic that matters

You won't see me doing many pop culture IP mash-ups but in this case it couldn't be helped. Lootie can't fail!

(uh, just in case: this + this)

I have to say, as a Looter, I love everything about this card. My favorite mechanic + red + meathead quote. I love that there is a guy with a spiked club raised over his head. "Take that, you BOOK!" I love looting cards away in my mono-red deck to get extra Lavamancer fuel. Just <3, OK?