January 31, 2011

Your acid sacs are beautiful in this light

Phyrexia is for lovers.

There's been a lot of overheated rhetoric from the Mirran-dominated media lately, regarding the so-called "invaders." They say that Phyrexians are villains, the "bad guys." They characterize Phyrexian partisans as overfed suburban cowards with boredom-induced death fetishes.

Let's take a step back from that, everyone. We all have rights on this artificial plane. Different does not mean evil. Phyrexians put on their biomechanical patchworks one appendage at a time, like anyone else. They love their vat-children. So the next time you meet a Phyrexian, try to see the world through their eyes or eye-like structures and extend a friendly hand. At worst you'll be reconstituted in service of the Great Work (not so bad, really) and, who knows, you might just make a friend.

Should this design be on a t-shirt? Do horrors wear t-shirts?

8 comments:

  1. Definitely should be a t-shirt. I'd buy two of them.

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  2. This should be a bumper sticker.

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  3. Disappointed in the lack of acid sacs in this post.

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  4. I would buy this t-shirt immediately if made available.

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  5. Embrace the poison of love... and join Phyrexia!
    They will win anyways.... brand marketing dictates that! This is why I believe so:
    http://www.cafeschoenleben.de/wordpress/?p=1547

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  6. i'd say this one's more of a bumper sticker, but the idea of a t-shirt is tantalizing :E make a different design for one?

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  7. Pretty sure I'd buy two. My gf and I would definitely wear the heck out of these.

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